• parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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  • 911: 911, what's your emergency?
  • Person: Yes, hello, I watched the s10 sneak peek of Supernatural.
  • 911: . . . . . . . . . .
  • Person: . . . . . . . . . .
  • 911: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
  • Person: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
  • 911: Guys, we have another one. Send all units available.

Hey shorty its my birthday, im gonna party like it was any other day and stay in bed until my family arrives!

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

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